Welcome to the first part of Goldmine Trash's 50 Singles Of The Year "extravaganza". An mp3 or m4a for each track will be up on the blog in the next day or two. The list was compiled by Ciarán. Gavin chips in with some observations. Part two will be up towards the end of the week. Chart info from the wonderful Chartstats.com. Happy Christmas!
Pay TV “Fashion Report”
Written by: Er...
Produced by: ...I'm not sure to be honest. But whoever it was is a bloody genius.
Highest UK Chart Position: did not chart
Ciarán: How brilliant is this? It’s easy to forget that from time to time pop can throw up things like this Swedish girl-trio. All of their output is worth a listen, but this particular single is amazingly funny and sharp. Apart from the fact that it reminds me of his 1967 “Qui Est In, Qui Est Out” single, it’s just like the sort of dry, dark pop Serge Gainsbourg became so adept at writing. “The loving God is ‘out’/ Jihad is very, very ‘in’/ Just to live and then die is ‘out’/ To commit suicide is ‘in’ again”. Now that’s a brave lyric. Serge wrote a Eurovision winner of course, and it’s no surprise that Pay TV were participants in Sweden’s Melodifestivalen recently (i.e. their equivalent of ‘A Song For Europe’ as was). “Fashion Report” is as delightfully perverse as any single by The KLF, and as catchy and daft as The Reynolds Girls’ “I’d Rather Jack”. If it weren’t so obscure it would be much higher in our chart. The video is a must, too. The whole “package” is based on such a simple idea, but is so brilliantly carried off. Superb stuff.
Gavin: I was a bit late to the Pay TV party, but was soon enticed by great songs such as Fashion Report. Nothing earth-shattering, and their lyrical stances are as subtle as a bulldozer, but with melodies like this it doesn't matter. Will look forward to more of their stuff, would have possibly put this a bit higher myself but we'll see what the other 49 are like…
Neon Neon featuring Kate Le Bon “I Lust U”
Written by: B. Hollon and G. Rhys
Produced by: Boom Bip
Highest UK Chart Position: did not chart
Ciarán: From “Stainless Style”, which was one of the year’s outstanding albums. Gruff Rhys and Boom Bip’s Neon Neon project might have looked odd on paper, but the fruits of the collaboration were very worthwhile. “I Lust U” involves a neat examination of celebrity relationships (“You and I get along famously…staring from the cover of a magazine/ Selling our souls for the highest fee/ And I love you, yes I’ll love you if the price is right”). Its parent album is a concept LP about John De Lorean, the Belfast car entrepreneur and millionaire who was a minor celebrity in the mid eighties and whose bankruptcy was major news. Hence the track’s bank of synths and and air of mischief. It’s all just quirky enough without being annoying, never sounding in-jokey, and it certainly has a great tune and atmosphere. Rather touching in a funny sort of way.
Gavin: Very pleasant, all the right components are present & correct, catchy melody but ultimately there's a punchiness lacking from the tune to stop it being any more than, say, the 49th best single of the year.
48. and 47.
M.I.A. “Paper Planes”
Written by: M.I.A. and Diplo
Produced by: Diplo
Highest UK Chart Position: 19
Santogold “L.E.S. Artistes”
Written by: S. White and J. Hill
Produced by: Jonnie “Most” Davis, S. White and J. Hill
Highest UK Chart Position: 27
Ciarán: The late 00s may in time come to be remembered as the period in which pop went truly global. In this regard M.I.A., Santogold and Bishi are like harbingers of a new era. Mixed race, multi-ethnic jet setters, the lot of them, and the world is their oyster. It’s not that mad to imagine that in the next decade (whatever it will be called) the emergence of exciting new pop from rural Asia or Africa will be a continuing trend.
“Paper Planes” is from M.I.A.’s 2007 album “Kala” and was released as a single at the time but didn’t do much “business”. Now it’s had a slight remix and is a decent sized hit. The playful rhyming and sound affects made the single one of the year’s highlights. Santogold’s “L.E.S. Artistes” is quite simple but no less effective. It’s just a good vocal and groove. Sometimes that’s all it takes.
Gavin: On "Paper Planes" it sounds like Musical Youth have grown up and got in with the rough girls at college. Rymichally pleasing, well produced, yes I quite like this one. Lyrics (and indeed sound effects) a tad tiresome though, maybe I'm missing the point? The Santogold one sounds like Nelly Furtado when she remembers to pack a tune. The chorus is something of an anticlimax after an unconventional & interesting verse structure, and goes straight for the aural jugular instead. Still eminently listenable nevertherless.
Lykke Li “I’m Good, I’m Gone”
Written by: Lykke Li Zachrisson
Produced by: Bjorn Yttling
Highest UK Chart Position: did not chart
Gavin: I can't decide whether this one is beautifully charasmatic in its instrumentation or insipid due to its lack of hooklines (though the chorus is not completely forgettable). Best bit? The surprise introduction of lingering male vocals at the 2-and-a-half-minute mark, that sound like a (frankly more interesting) Spiritualized song has accidentally wandered in, then leaves the room almost as quickly.
Ciarán: This wasn’t a hit at all? The world has gone mad. Lykke Li’s “Youth Novels” was one of the best albums of the year – a really strong record that rewarded repeated plays - and this is its most immediate and toe-tapping moment. She might sound like a three year old at times, but she’s a bloody talented song-writer. This track, like the rest of her album, was produced by Bjorn Yttling of Peter, Bjorn and John. It’s surprising it didn’t sell by the truck-load. Expectations for her next album will be high. Speaking of which…
Annie “I Know UR Girlfriend Hates Me”
Written by: Annie, Richard X, Hannah Robinson and Timo Kaukolampi
Produced by: Richard X
Highest UK Chart Position: 54
Ciarán: Now it’s not that big a surprise that this wasn’t a hit, it was more “sadly inevitable”, like Manchester United winning The Premiership again. The record company (Island) screwed up, basically. This got bugger all promotion and limped into the charts at number 54, after which Annie was dropped, and her album “Don’t Stop” (which is very good) was put on indefinite hold. “I Know UR Girlfriend Hates Me” is effortlessly good, a bit like “Chewing Gum Part 2”. There are lots of great things about it; the “ringy-dingy-dingy-ding-ding-ding” bit, the line “Life’s too long for you to get it wrong” (take heed record companies!), the sound of the ice-cream van at the end, the sweet chorus... Hopefully things will right themselves in 2009 and Annie will rightly become the biggest pop star in the universe. Yeah, wishful thinking. “Fun” fact: Hannah Robinson (who is Richard X’s long-time songwriting partner) co-wrote most of Ladyhawke’s whizzo debut album. More of which later.
Gavin: For me the greatest disappointment in music this year was the problems Annie faced in attempting to release new material. Those who have heard "Don't Stop" in its provisional form will know it's a largely great album made up of so-so songs and utterly amazing pieces of work, of which this single lies somewhere in the middle (speaking of middles, if only they'd put a proper middle-eight in there!). Was it the ridiculous lack of promotion that led of its chart failure, or is it simply never going to happen for Annie no matter what? All I know is that if "Songs Remind Me of You" was released as a single Ciarán & myself could have spent a total of 30 seconds on this list, with that song unarguably at the No. 1 spot. Whether it'll have a chance to top next year's poll remains to be seen.
Written by: Bob Gaudio and Peggy Farina
Produced by: Madcon
Highest UK Chart Position: 5
Ciarán: It might not be immediately obvious, but Madcon are in fact Norwegian. Norwegian hip-hop/soul/”urban” music isn’t the anomaly you might expect. Hot-shot production team StarGate are also Norwegian and they’re involved in a couple of singles further along our list. Although when Norway’s Laid Back released “Sunshine Reggae” back in 1983, it probably did seem a tad incongruous. Pop really is the only truly “world” music. “Beggin’” might not leap out of the speakers and whack you over the head, but it does involve a canny use of the sampler. It’s a sort of cover of The Four Seasons’ “Beggin’” from 1967 but with added (w)rapping. Dancing Drunk At A Wedding music. “Beh-gin’ beggin yoooooo-oooo, put your luvvin’ hands out bay-bay…(hic!)”
Gavin: Sorry, but it's the first tune to do nothing for me at all. A very unexciting sound, nothing to grab me, little differentiation between verse & chorus, what's the appeal? A rare miss, Ciarán!
Written by: Allen Toussaint, Anna MacDonald, Nicole Jenkinson and Keisha Buchanan
Produced by: Melvin Kuiters, Si Hulbert and Mike Steven
Highest UK Chart Position: 3
Ciarán: The music out of the Boots ad. Featured in just about every ad break on ITV or Sky Digital throughout 2008. Played to bloody death. And yet I’m still rather fond of it. It’s punchy and lively. “Stop speculatin’, I’m a regular girl!” I can’t think what Keisha imagines she’s referring to when she’s singing that bit. Sugababes are only about 4% as exciting as they used to be. But they were very very exciting. So that still makes them about the eighth best pop group around at the moment. (Enough spurious “maths”, get on with it! - Ed)
Gavin: This reminds me a bit of Charlotte Church's pop output from 2005 - everything's been thrown into this track and it has the impression of being record-company rubber-stamped, but the final result leaves you a bit cold, especially given the 'Babes previous ability to come back with stonking singles once you've written them off. Sure it's allright, but as they are finding to their cost 'allright' just doesn't cut it in today's world. Here's hoping they can bounce back yet again.
Britney Spears “Womanizer”
Highest UK Chart Position: 3
Ciarán: Have you tried miming along to the chorus of this single? It’s bloody impossible! Give the girl a break…
Just when it looks like she’s gone so far off the rails that there can be no coming back, she comes up with a “Toxic” or a “Gimme More”. “Piece Of Me” was this close to making it into the Top 50 too, but it feels like that was released several aeons ago. “Womanizer” is the latest in a series of bonkers singles. The invention going on here sonically and lyrically ("You you you-ah, you you you-ah womanizer womanizer womanizer baby…” - excuse me, but…what?) is a joy to behold.
Gavin: Perhaps unfairly, I'd always given Britney's songs short shrift (mostly because I've spent most of the last 10 years dismissing her as spawn of the devil) but following a number of recommendations by friends whom I trust I've decided to take a more open-minded attitude to her music. And I'm glad I did because I think this is a bit of a corker. In a complete contrast to the Sugababes song previously, this one shouldn't work but the forcefulness of the beat and the repitition in the vocals prove inexplicably irresistible. But a few marks off for slightly straying into your tendency to provide "look-at-me" lyrics, Ms Spears.
The Long Blondes “Century”
Written by: Kate Jackson and The Long Blondes
Produced by: Erol Alkan
Highest UK Chart Position: did not chart
Ciarán: The Long Blondes split up during 2008, which is a real pity because as this single shows they were capable of producing real pop magic when the mood took them. “Century” is doomy but hook-laden. Genuinely one of the most exciting singles of the year, the thought that it might be a hit had me expectantly awaiting the Top 40 countdown. In the end it didn’t even make the Top 75. Nevertheless, it’s every bit as good as “Giddy Stratospheres” or “Once and Never Again”. Erol Alkan’s production is just the cherry on the cake. Here’s hoping Dorian and Kate Jackson are making great records like this again soon.
Gavin: There ain't no love and there ain't no use! Sorry, was the first thing that came into my head. Despite that, and despite owing more than a little debt to Sarah Cracknell, this is still quite an ambitious record that fulfils and captivates. Good change of tempos too.
Mystery Jets “Two Doors Down”
Written by: B. Harrisson
Produced by: Erol Alkan
Highest UK Chart Position: 24
Ciarán: Another Erol Alkan product, here. Mystery Jets really came into their own this year. Their album “Twenty One” was a belter. A very 80s sounding record. The b-side of “Two Doors Down” was a cover of Aztec Camera’s “Somewhere In My Heart” making this single the feel-good indie hit of the summer. Or something. One of those songs about having a crush on someone you bump into everyday, and not having the courage to do anything about it. A very teenage preoccupation, that. Annoying bit: “I hear that she likes to dance around the room to a worn out 12” of ‘Marquee Moon’…” KLANG!!!! That was a reference, kids!! Everything else about it is lovely though. It has saxophones on it too which is always a bonus.
Gavin: Urgh, here come the LOLZ! I'm very suspicious of songs that I perceive to be taking the piss, and whilst I don't completely hate this on first listen (always a good sign) the excruciatingly calculated namedropping in the lyrics is very infuriating. But is it an allright tune? I think I'll have to pass judgment until we know if the Mssrs Jets' intentions are true. See you in a few years…
Hercules and Love Affair “Blind”
Written by: Andrew Butler and Antony
Produced by: Andrew Butler and Tim Goldsworthy
Highest UK Chart Position: 40
Ciarán: Hercules and Love Affair’s album was released to enormous acclaim in 2008. Five stars in the Guardian, and just about everywhere else. According to Mojo it was “a gorgeously burnished fusion of three decades of classic dance music, from disco to house, acid to synth-pop, Derrick May to Giorgio Moroder”, It could have done with being a bit more Scissor Sisters too, because they did neglect to put a tune in on occasion. “Blind” is undoubtedly the album’s highpoint. Not only does it actually deliver on the promise hinted at by the reviews, it has a cracking lyric and vocal from Antony Hegarty to boot. A marriage of the tragic and the euphoric. Completely ace.
Gavin: Oh, you know this is going right up my alley with my current Giorgio Moroder obsession. Not just gets the synthesized parts right but is suitably epic when it needs to be. Great vocal as well, just a pity it doesn't really know how to end. Ooh, harsh.
Vampire Weekend “Oxford Comma”
Written by: Ezra Koenig and Vampire Weekend
Produced by: Rostam Batmanglij
Highest UK Chart Position: 38
Ciarán: This gets in ahead of “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa” and “A-Punk” because it’s the loveliest track on Vampire Weekend’s debut album. You almost forget the notice the whopping great swear word in the chorus. The band’s background got a lot of attention; they’re Ivy Leaguers - very well educated and posh and wealthy. The sort of people who aren’t supposed to muscle in on rock and roll, in other words. That Vampire Weekend’s sound also owes a debt to West African music just got them into even more trouble. The whole “debate” was ridiculous, passive-racist nonsense so we’ll sidestep it here. You only have to hear “Oxford Comma” once and you’ll carry it around in your head for a month. Their album was bristling with similarly great tunes, so don’t be surprised if Vampire Weekend are around for a long time yet. “Fun” fact: This year, Peter Gabriel recorded a cover of the Vampire Weekend song which namechecks him: “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa”.
Gavin: Hmm. A bunch of young urchins have a go at being Divine Comedy. Well, they've got the smugness right but this tune is lacking any real charm, strong vocals or any other reason for me to stop these childish criticisms. Next!
Black Kids “I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You”
Written by: Black Kids
Produced by: Bernard Butler
Highest UK Chart Position: 11
Ciarán: It’s obviously indebted to The Cure, which is no bad thing, and it was an indie-disco anthem in its own right. The spirit of the 1980s seemed to haunt the indie pop of 2008. The Long Blonde’s “Century” sounded like something that came straight out of 1981. Vampire Weekend revisited Paul Simon’s “Graceland”. This is like something from “Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me”. It’s interesting how pop music moves in these cycles. This single gets in also because of its memorable, shout-along chorus and palpable sense of fun.
Gavin: A 'good' single - passable verse, reasonable chorus but a thrilling pre-chorus (I'm a sucker for high-pitched chanting in records). Fortunately these guys keep the smugness down to a minimum, something I was particularly worried about given the title. Overall a fairly solid pick.
The Pussycat Dolls “When I Grow Up”
Written by: Rodney Jerkins, Theron Thomas, Timothy Thomas, J. McCarthy, P. Samwell-Smith
Highest UK Chart Position: 3
Ciarán: Boy, do The Pussycat Dolls annoy people. To some, tracks (like “Beep” which appears to be a song about leering, and “Don’t Cha” which is all about a foxtress tempting some bloke to leave his missus) are so offensive they’re just off the scale. Yet it always seems to be that the same people who complain about “the failure of feminism” then go on to make demands on what The Pussycat Dolls should or shouldn’t be. They have fake tan! They’re marketed as being sexually aggressive women and… they don’t even write their own songs!!! Oh pur-lease!
“When I Grow Up” – like most singles by PCD – is brilliantly (expensively) produced and ultra-catchy. The lyric tackles the seedier side of fame head on. “When I was younger I would say ‘When I grow up I want to see the world, drive a nice car, I want to have boobies’…” it goes, “…but be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it”. I understand the counter-argument: “We knew the entertainment industry was tawdry to begin with, so we don’t need to be hectored by these perma-tanned puppets”. Okay. Pop music of this kind is stupid and filthy and morally suspect. Hey! That’s why I love it.
Kanye West “Love Lockdown”
Written by: Kanye West
Produced by: Kanye West
Highest UK Chart Position: 8
Ciarán: There were signs this year that Kanye West does have a sensitive side after all. After allowing an early version of “Love Lockdown” to leak online, he took subsequent criticism of that version to heart and went and had a rethink. The original was strikingly good if you ask me. West has claimed that 2008 was the worst year of his life. His mother died and his long-term relationship came to an end. Consequently, “808s and Heartbreak” is a bit of a downbeat album in places (as you’d expect) but it’s completely wondrous. “Love Lockdown” captures the spirit and mood of the album quite well and is one of Kanye West’s best singles so far. It’s all very “minimalist”. Then those clattery drums kick in on the chorus. It’s melodic, moving and just a bit surreal.
Gavin: Wow, this sounds like Daft Punk having a go at R n B and largely succeeding. Again this another artist I've tended to overlook, though I've always been aware of his powers of great single creating. Admittedly the song tends to tread water after the first verse & chorus, but I'm happy to just wallow in the waves…..
Madonna “Miles Away”
Written by: Madonna, T. Mosley, J. Timberlake and N. Hills
Produced by: Timbaland, Justin Timberlake and Danja
Highest UK Chart Position: 39
Ciarán: Life on the road! Useless isn’t it? Having to watch This Is Spinal Tap on the tour bus again and having that conversation for the umpteenth time with the drummer about how he never gets to play the one he wrote. Good grief. It’s almost enough to make you write a dreadful song about being a rock star away from home. And here’s Madonna’s contribution to the “oeuvre”. Except it’s not dreadful at all – in fact it’s pretty fab, being by far the sweetest and most melodic thing on the recent “Hard Candy” LP. So why it only got to number 39 in the charts is anyone’s guess really. Shame.
Gavin: Sorry, but there's nothing contained here that's the least bit captivating. The melody is forgettable, the production bland and it's at least a minute too long. Was this really the best thing on Hard Candy? I have to agree with the previous post on this blog, that album of ballads can't come soon enough.
Kylie Minogue “The One”
Written by: Kylie Minogue, Richard Biff Stannard, James Whittaker, Russell Small, John Anderson, johann Emmoth, Emma Holgren
Produced by: Richard Biff Stannard and The Freemasons
Highest UK Chart Position: 36
Ciarán: Say what you like about her gay disco iconic status or her multiple re-inventions or her brave fight against illness, but I yearn for the days when Kylie was equally loved and despised for releasing brilliant singles like “Step Back In Time”, “Hand On Your Heart” and “Got To Be Certain”. The PWL version of Kylie made pop at its purest. And this decade, “In Your Eyes” was a bit of an overlooked classic, which is to say nothing of “Can’t Get you Out Of My Head”. Recent songs however, like “2 Hearts” and “Sensitized” (lurking on the album “X”), are all very breathy and allegedly “sexy”, and sample Serge Gainsbourg records and what-have-you, but there’s something to be said for simplicity isn’t there, and Kylie’s best singles are the very straightforward ones. “The One” is a case in point. Despite not really having chorus, this was something like Kylie at her glorious best. It’s two parts “I Believe In You”, one part “Can’t Get You Out Of My Head”, and one part New Order.
Gavin: More Moroderness, fab! There really is nothing better than the sound of throbbing analogue synths. Nice breezy chord changes, decent vocals (lead and backing), a typical good Kylie record.
Wiley “Wearing My Rolex”
Written by: G Keane, J Stone, L Julian, P Klein, R Cowie
Produced by: Bless Beats
Highest UK Chart Position: 2
Ciarán: You can’t make the words out, and it goes thump thump thump. Just like the best pop music should do. All at once, “Wearing My Rolex” was funny, sinister-sounding and groovy. But one can’t help but feel that it might have been improved still further if “they” had put a donk on it. Don’t you agree?
Gavin: From the offset this is definitely an exciting production, the opening very reminiscent of the early 90s chart-dominating rave. Doesn't really go anywhere but the tune is short and sweet enough for the hook to keep you entertained for its 2 and a bit minutes.
Written by: Brian Seals, Chris Brown, Andre Merritt and Robert Allen
Produced by: Brian Kennedy and Makeba
Highest UK Chart Position: 3
Gavin: What number single was this off her album? Whatever it was, it sounds like she's reached her equivalent of "Filmstar" (No. 5 off 'Coming Up', still made Top 10!) or "Liberian Girl" (No. BLOODY NINE off 'Bad').It's not offensively bad, just completely inoffensive in every way. Would have made perfect Side 2 album filler but such is the way of the Rihanna music industry juggernaught these days
Ciarán: An excellent single which provides further evidence that while Rihanna’s ballads are “very good and that”, her upbeat records are some of the best things in the world of pop and she should release more of them. Loses marks for not being “Don’t Stop The Music”.
Katy Perry “Hot N Cold”
Written by: Katy Perry, L “Doctor Luke” Gottwald and Max Martin
Produced by: Dr Luke, Benny Blanco and Gary Silver
Highest UK Chart Position: 4
Ciarán: If you haven’t seen the video for this you need to right now. It features an army of jilted brides on bicycles at one point. So here you go…
“I Kissed A Girl” could so well have made Katy Perry a one-hit-wonder. Then she came out with this which is very nearly as good. Katy was one of the best pop stars of 2008. She was like a cross between Cyndi Lauper and another Cyndi Lauper. Great opening line: “You change your mind like a girl changes clothes!” As well as having an absolutely brilliant chorus, “Hot N Cold” provided the opportunity to discover that the word “bitch” is still deemed offensive by MTV and daytime radio. “You’re hot then you’re cold, you’re yes, then you’re no, you’re in then you’re out, you’re up then you’re down…” - you could mine that lyrical seam for an age couldn’t you. What a way to follow up a massive hit like “I Kissed a Girl”. Triumphant.
Gavin: Want to hate this, but can't. Subsequently feel dirty. Verses substantially more interesting than the chorus (typical US-pop 'rock out'), definitely hints that Ms Perry could be an artist to look out for once she gets all the attention-seeking out of her system.
The Ting Tings “Great DJ”
Written by: Julian De Martino and Katie White
Produced by: The Ting Tings
Highest UK Chart Position: 33
Ciarán: The Ting Tings have a knack for releasing infuriatingly catchy singles which you end up loving almost despite yourself. This single, which encapsulates the euphoria of a night out or the joy of a rock festival, should have been a much bigger hit. Repetitive and annoying, yes. But in a good way.
Gavin: There's a real mish-mash of influences in this record, none of which I can quite make out (the punkish Junior Senior songs? Guitars lifted straight from a 4AD record?). Nor do I care, when the end product is very satisfying to listen to, even though the song is not without its weak moments (why are we struggling to hear killer choruses today?).
Duffy “Warwick Avenue”
Written by: Duffy, Jimmy Hogarth and Eg White
Produced by: Jimmy Hogarth
Highest UK Chart Position: 3
Ciarán: Yes alright it sounds like something that would be on the soundtrack to a Bridget Jones movie. And yes it sounds a bit like Amy Winehouse and Gabrielle and Dusty Springfield (like that’s any kind of shame). But there’s nothing more refreshing or original than a bloody great song, and this is a bloody big ballad of the mascara-streaming-down-your-face variety. A lot of rubbish was thrown at Duffy this year, but her “Rockferry” LP was the biggest selling album of 2008 for the good reason that it was a really really good record. I was tempted to put “Stepping Stone” and “Rain On Your Parade” in this list too.
Gavin: It was very easy for me to dismiss this song during the year, having not really taken the time to listening to properly. It was very easy for me to think of Duffy as a Radio 2-approved dilution of 'proper' singers. And yes, this song wears its influences on its sleeve like a garish, brightly-coloured t-shirt. But it's unquestionably full of memorable hooks, wonderful melody and will most likely only continue to grow in my estimation.
Written by: Tim Rice-Oxley, Tom Chaplin and Richard Hughes
Produced by: Keane
Highest UK Chart Position: 23
Ciarán: The much trumpeted make-over was a bit of red-herring. It’s not as if “Perfect Symmetry” was that different from the Keane albums which had gone before. Its lead single, “Spiralling” was the sprightliest thing Keane had released in ages though with a great, hooky, chorus. This didn’t translate into sales unfortunately. They’re the whipping boys of the music press these days and this seems a little unfair to me. It’s as though they’re being punished for sins which were committed in a past life. As Noel Gallagher put it: “the singer could start injecting heroin into his knob and you’d still say ‘Yeah but your dad’s a vicar’…” He has a point. And it’s got nothing to do with the music Keane produce.
Gavin: It's not the revolutionary change that some parts of the media would have you believe, but it still represents a marked improvement on their previous works. If they continue come Album No. 60 they might be as good as The Beatles. Or they might not.
Pink “So What”
Written by: Max Martin, Pink and Shellback
Produced by: Max Martin
Highest UK Chart Position: 1
Ciarán: The way she says “Nope!” after the bit that goes “I guess I just lost my husband, I don’t know where he went/ So I’m gonna drink my money, I’m not gonna pay his rent.” Hilarious! The similarities between Pink and Katy Perry are obvious. Both work with Max Martin, both benefit from great choruses, witty lyrics and buckets of “attitude”. “So What” is the latest in a long line of undeniably spot-on Pink singles. And she blows a raspberry right at the end.
Gavin: The next installment in "Popstars I've always found a Bit Annoying". After what has seemed like an eternity (possibly from the early 90s onwards) of dreary ballads and over polished "urban" music dominating the airwaves it seems as though having a decent melody now counts for something if you want to have a big hit. This record typifies a lot of the good pop we've seen of late. Just about raucous enough in the choruses to avoid criticisms of faux-rock, with a good childish catch in the verse to draw the listener in.